Clooney Leans In
George Clooney defended raising tens of millions of dollars for Hillary Clinton at weekend fundraisers for really rich people who have their nannies mule untraceable cash down to Panamanian banks....
View ArticleClooney Having Batched Babies
While it is indeed troubling that the patriarch of the Duggar family full of child molesters will someday soon have two hundred grand children, let’s not negate the fact that women unable to naturally...
View ArticleAn Old Man Made Some Babies and the World Is Going Crazy
George Clooney has fucked a hundred women. The last one he let keep the baby and the media and celebrity world has taken on the role of the incredibly doting Wise Men. Clooney and his politically...
View ArticleClooney and Cindy Crawford’s Husband Tequila Rich
George Clooney and the only other 50-something guy he could find in Hollywood almost as handsome as himself, former male model Rande Gerber, cashed out on their Casamigos Tequila company to the tune...
View ArticleClooney Out for Blood
George Clooney’s out for a pound of flesh on photographers that scaled the fence at his Lake Como estate to take photos of Clooney, his wife, and their twin infants. The shots were published on the...
View ArticleThe Hurricane Harvey Telethon Is Here, Wheel Out Barbra Streisand
Start with the obligatory, all charity money is good money. It’s trite and true and almost prevents you from making fun of Oprah and Barbra Streisand and George Clooney reprising their 9/11: A Tribute...
View ArticleFemale George Clooney Cries Four Times A Day
George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The...
View ArticleMatt Damon and George Clooney Tossed Softballs by Strahan
Matt Damon and George Clooney are out there promoting Suburbicon, which nobody will see because it’s not inherently a movie most people want to see and its Rotten Tomatoes score is sagging fast. The...
View ArticleThe Clooneys Are Beyond Adorable
George Clooney can do no wrong. The shit that stinks never stinks next to Clooney. His excuse for why he never turned on Harvey Weinstein despite knowing his horrid reputation was considered valid....
View ArticleGeorge Clooney Picked A Terrible Way To Attempt Suicide
There’s no better way to shit on your legacy than by attempting to off yourself by driving recklessly on a scooter. Sure, George Clooney will deny suicide was on his mind at the time but anyone doing...
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